My GF's Tire Pressure Light Went On...

"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo) 09/28/2015 at 14:02 • Filed to: None

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Talking about if she checked them and if there’s a nail or anything. We get to the fun part of the conversation:

GF : i also poked them and they weren’t soft

Me : haha...so you’ll survive. because of that fact, purely

GF : obvi

im gonna quit my job and become a mechanic

Me : i can see it now...car gets dropped off from a flatbed tow truck

hood is crumpled

leaking fluid everywhere

windows shattered

owner still visibly shaken from the crash

you walk over

do a lap around the car

poke the front tire

look up at him

“oh, you’re fine”

GF : “your car is totes broken”

can you fix it

“nah. totes broken”

Me : haha

Some conversations are better than others...I’ll throw this in the better column.

Airless tires ftw!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > cazzyodo 09/28/2015 at 14:06

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This is good Oppo

M54B30 > cazzyodo 09/28/2015 at 14:17

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Even regular tires Humvees would help your girlfriend - they have a central tire inflation system to keep them in check automatically

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > cazzyodo 09/28/2015 at 14:17

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Because of this, next time someone asks me for help I’m going to prod the front tire, shake my head and say “nah totes broken.”

Smoggi - powered by 3 cylinders > M54B30 09/28/2015 at 14:22

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But isn’t the system broken all the time on basically every single one?

cazzyodo > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 09/28/2015 at 14:31

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Oh, please do. PLEASE.

M54B30 > Smoggi - powered by 3 cylinders 09/28/2015 at 14:49

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Most likely, but I’m sure every motor pool has spent $350,750 on each one to try and fix it

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > cazzyodo 09/28/2015 at 15:00

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I’m very committed to stealing as many jokes as possible from other people, so I’ll be using it.

cazzyodo > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 09/28/2015 at 15:10

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I told my gf and she said that you’re her favorite right now because you love stealing jokes. Because of that, she’s offering you this one:

“What’s the cheapest kind of meat?”

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > cazzyodo 09/28/2015 at 15:24

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Haha, I don’t know, what’s the cheapest kind of meat?

cazzyodo > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 09/28/2015 at 15:27

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Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > cazzyodo 09/29/2015 at 04:53

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Haha, not bad. I’ll have to steal that one too: